Meet King Midas



Official business hours are from 10 AM to 1 AM seven days a week. I prefer text messages but will respond to calls, though please be aware that I speak English and unfortunately cannot accommodate any other spoken language. If you have a language barrier, please send a text or email so I can better accommodate.

While texting please remember to keep it PG-13. I will immediately disregard explicit messages. If you want to sext, check out my sexting package on My rates page.


Portland, OR


+1 503-754-1936


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